‘Cos I’m the apple and you’re the tree
The woman in the middle, on the side of the Skytrain, advertising the Bank Of China, looks completely demented.
I won’t open an account unless she’s the point person I deal with daily. I used to have a demented bank manager at the ANZ in Parnell many years back. I liked him and I think he liked me. He never rang.
You have to love the retail wars of Asia – nowhere else would you find, amongst the dozens of humongous overblown shopping precincts, a haunted mall, pitchblack inside during the day aside from the large hanging moon.
A pet shop with doggie Playboy bunny outfits, a Spiderman costume and multicoloured canine wigs completes the thrill.