I’d forgotten how fantastic this was:

Dalvanius Prime was one of those very mighty men who you’d never forget if you were truly lucky enough to have met him (as I was quite a few times..I regarded him as a friend and mentor). I have great memories of going, with Murray Cammick, to the filming of some mostly mediocre TVNZ soul tribute thing he was hosting in the mid 1980s. We could see under the stage, and it was sagging badlly under all that bulk, but the sweetness of that voice transcended everything…..

Cheers to P-Money for not only having the sheer creativity to do this, but for reminding me. You can pick up a clean audio of this over at his blog (but I prefer watching it).

Brilliant:

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

[From Eternal Earthbound Pets]

more:

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won’t be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don’t ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

Right-o, where’s the phone….